:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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