i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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