her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
