Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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