I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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