she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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