Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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