So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm too high and old for this...
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