He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Randomize
