What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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