I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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