So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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