i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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