Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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