dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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