I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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