help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.