I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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