Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
