Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum