epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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