Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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