Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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