I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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