i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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