why didn't you poke me back
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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