my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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