Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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