My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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