After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Will exercising make me less horny?
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