Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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