I molested 6 butterflies tonight
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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