Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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