one two three fourrrrnication!
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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