the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
