Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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