Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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