I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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