Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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