porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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