Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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