At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
