The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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