omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Boobs are out for the taking
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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