i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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