so that wasnt chicken after all
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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