Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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