Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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