I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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