Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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