Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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