you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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