you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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