So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
