.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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