How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ketchup is God's man juice
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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